http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/-t1.htm For everything non Carp releated. Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:24:21 GMT 10 http://i64.servimg.com/u/f64/14/74/63/50/logo-110.jpg http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/-t1.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/shark-surfing-t292.htm durrtydogg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJnxYsZNzwM]]> Off Topic Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:24:21 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/shark-surfing-t292.htm#1794 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/shark-surfing-t292.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/rules-for-women-during-the-world-cup-t264.htm Mythril List 1) If i catch you catch you saying Cristiano Ronaldo is hot, you will automaticaly get a smack on your bum. 2) During the World Cup the television is mine. At all times without any exceptions. Eastenders, Hollyoaks and Corrie can all sod offk. Go keep the bed warm for me. 3) I will most likely have a coupon or a bet on. So if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, Don't dare say: It's only a game Get over it They will win next time. This will only result in a break ... Off Topic Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:20:31 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/rules-for-women-during-the-world-cup-t264.htm#1506 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/rules-for-women-during-the-world-cup-t264.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/lord-of-the-rings-parody-jack-black-t259.htm Mythril

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOrRWw07F7k&feature=related]]> Off Topic Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:58:12 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/lord-of-the-rings-parody-jack-black-t259.htm#1446 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/lord-of-the-rings-parody-jack-black-t259.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/sex-with-t254.htm Mythril

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPx-Rrw_RM&feature=player_embedded#]]> Off Topic Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:10:10 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/sex-with-t254.htm#1430 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/sex-with-t254.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/3-condoms-please-t253.htm Mythril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xip-lpyV-Do]]> Off Topic Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:03:26 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/3-condoms-please-t253.htm#1429 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/3-condoms-please-t253.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/avatar-2-trailer-hungry-beast-t252.htm Mythril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dIOw2sffHI]]> Off Topic Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:59:44 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/avatar-2-trailer-hungry-beast-t252.htm#1428 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/avatar-2-trailer-hungry-beast-t252.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/what-happens-at-sea-world-stays-at-sea-world-t251.htm Mythril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1DkQCMgqvI]]> Off Topic Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:48:09 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/what-happens-at-sea-world-stays-at-sea-world-t251.htm#1427 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/what-happens-at-sea-world-stays-at-sea-world-t251.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/general-election-t240.htm JonnyTee So is anybody voting and does anybody actually care? Personally Labour & Cons are as bad as each other.all they are doing is slating one another and not properly convincing folk for the proper reasons to vote for that party...I know its same every year but they are getting right on my nips!!! Who wants some scottish terminator eye or Snobby 'vote for me cause im posh git' running this country..not me thankyou please! Off Topic Tue, 06 Apr 2010 22:00:26 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/general-election-t240.htm#1382 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/general-election-t240.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/just-jokes-t187.htm eddie THE YORKSHIREMAN A London lawyer and a Yorkshireman are sitting next to each other on a long flight to Leeds . The lawyer is thinking that Yorkshire men are all 'cloth cap and clogs' and that he can fool them easily... So the lawyer asks if the Yorkshireman would like to play a fun game. The Yorkshireman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, ... Off Topic Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:14:41 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/just-jokes-t187.htm#947 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/just-jokes-t187.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/what-america-does-t227.htm Janga obama is planning on stopping sportfishing if this turns out to be right we are up to our necks in it ,oh well its back to poaching!!! ]]> Off Topic Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:44:10 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/what-america-does-t227.htm#1313 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/what-america-does-t227.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/river-and-land-bought-t225.htm Mythril A little birdy tells me that Robin the owner of Wyreside Fisheries in St.Micheals has gone and bought for the tidy sum of £125.000 part of the river and land just to the left next to the bridge as you are entering St.Micheals from say Poulton. Off Topic Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:33:05 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/river-and-land-bought-t225.htm#1282 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/river-and-land-bought-t225.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/jokes-on-fishing-t139.htm Janga so he invented fishing. thing is though hes not been seen since. ]]> Off Topic Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:03:54 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/jokes-on-fishing-t139.htm#597 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/jokes-on-fishing-t139.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/reinstate-janga-t177.htm Doug H I think you should reinstate Janga(Greengrass) He seems quite a character which is what you need on these forums. Was surprised to see he had been banned.
Anyway diversing from this subject has Ive just purchased some Fly fishing tackle and wondered whether any of you had fished at Bank House near Cayton Id appreciate any info as it looks pretty good.]]> Off Topic Sun, 21 Feb 2010 15:23:13 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/reinstate-janga-t177.htm#836 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/reinstate-janga-t177.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/computer-help-needed-t192.htm jonjo 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, ... Off Topic Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:21:06 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/computer-help-needed-t192.htm#1017 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/computer-help-needed-t192.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/my-second-20-t190.htm Anonymous Just found my second "undated 20p" going to keep hold of them me thinks untill I'm skint Off Topic Tue, 23 Feb 2010 22:48:17 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/my-second-20-t190.htm#1009 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/my-second-20-t190.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/did-you-hear-the-one-about-t186.htm Anonymous but lets hear your joke's in here .
***Please keep them clean, racist or offending jokes of any type, will not be tolerated by the forum Team and WILL lead to a warning or a ban***]]> Off Topic Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:01:34 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/did-you-hear-the-one-about-t186.htm#933 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/did-you-hear-the-one-about-t186.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/nights-around-town-t164.htm Dlowry ]]> Off Topic Tue, 16 Feb 2010 02:38:40 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/nights-around-town-t164.htm#774 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/nights-around-town-t164.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/share-your-hobbies-t154.htm Anonymous Share your hobbies on here with us, any pic's as well.]]> Off Topic Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:14:58 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/share-your-hobbies-t154.htm#686 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/share-your-hobbies-t154.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/the-hexacopter-i-want-one-t160.htm Mythril http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa5_1266096209]]> Off Topic Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:37:51 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/the-hexacopter-i-want-one-t160.htm#746 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/the-hexacopter-i-want-one-t160.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/lets-see-your-tattoo-s-t149.htm Anonymous I'm thinking of getting another tattoo, not really sure what to get yet love the native indian /wolf/dream catcher things but haven't see one I'd like , took me 12 months to find the wolf sketch I've got on top of my arm My mrs asked why I got the words "free spirit" underneath , I said "In a way I'm Like the wolf they can't be tamed and they just come and go as they please" think i had to spent the night in the spare roon that night Show us your Tattoo's and ... Off Topic Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:18:49 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/lets-see-your-tattoo-s-t149.htm#667 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/lets-see-your-tattoo-s-t149.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/crazy-interview-very-funny-t159.htm Mythril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0lkj6cvH_o]]> Off Topic Wed, 10 Feb 2010 19:51:49 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/crazy-interview-very-funny-t159.htm#729 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/crazy-interview-very-funny-t159.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/everything-is-coming-up-roses-finally-t100.htm Mythril Well after several very long months of hardly any work, working in probably one of the worst jobs I've ever done (that shall remain a closely guarded secret of it's exact place)to tide me over, I've finally managed to get myself back into Sandersons NW LTD (plumbing). I've worked for them about 18 months ago for a good few years and was poached by another company called Rossall Plumbing. Well I say poached more like lured with more money. (Note to one's self. More money does not necessarily ... Off Topic Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:54:44 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/everything-is-coming-up-roses-finally-t100.htm#409 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/everything-is-coming-up-roses-finally-t100.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/selfridges-t144.htm Mythril ]]> Off Topic Sat, 06 Feb 2010 17:12:35 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/selfridges-t144.htm#630 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/selfridges-t144.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/squirrel-problem-t120.htm Anonymous The word on the bankside was that Squirrel's where causing a nuisence by eating bait straight out of bait tubs/bags etc. so a special task force was set up to control this unacceptable behaviour. I have just recieved the first jubilant pictures from task force HQ DAY 1. DAY 2 . Anglers please be aware the Squirrel's are preparing for retaliation, all we can do is keep an ear open & a watchfull eye over our shoulders whenever were fishing . ... Off Topic Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:26:48 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/squirrel-problem-t120.htm#496 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/squirrel-problem-t120.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/method-feeder-problems-t125.htm Anonymous
a) fill your hand with method mix ,
b) place feeder in the middle,
c) place hooked bait in the middle


then I'm stumped got a picture of where I'm up too , Can you help us out Kev ?
]]> Off Topic Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:58:42 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/method-feeder-problems-t125.htm#537 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/method-feeder-problems-t125.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/off-to-the-tackle-shop-tomorrow-t104.htm Anonymous We'll have to get our heads together for our plan of attack for the year ahead. Get the kettle on matey

Anyone in the area pop in and say hi]]> Off Topic Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:04:18 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/off-to-the-tackle-shop-tomorrow-t104.htm#433 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/off-to-the-tackle-shop-tomorrow-t104.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/a-womens-dictinary-maybe-not-for-children-t105.htm Mythril DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous ... Off Topic Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:13:13 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/a-womens-dictinary-maybe-not-for-children-t105.htm#435 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/a-womens-dictinary-maybe-not-for-children-t105.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/if-anyone-thinks-they-have-flu-please-contact-me-t95.htm eddie ]]> Off Topic Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:30:11 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/if-anyone-thinks-they-have-flu-please-contact-me-t95.htm#350 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/if-anyone-thinks-they-have-flu-please-contact-me-t95.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/think-i-need-a-hummer-t56.htm Anonymous ]]> Off Topic Mon, 18 Jan 2010 20:19:15 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/think-i-need-a-hummer-t56.htm#118 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/think-i-need-a-hummer-t56.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/did-they-score-or-not-t88.htm Anonymous
]]> Off Topic Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:50:10 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/did-they-score-or-not-t88.htm#317 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/did-they-score-or-not-t88.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/funniest-read-in-ages-t79.htm Anonymous Just got this from a friend who got off a friend and so on , but pmsl while I was reading it , just had to share it :- A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the ... Off Topic Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:31:23 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/funniest-read-in-ages-t79.htm#254 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/funniest-read-in-ages-t79.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/clean-out-t85.htm Mythril ]]> Off Topic Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:12:23 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/clean-out-t85.htm#288 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/clean-out-t85.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/fave-tunes-t60.htm JonnyTee Just a bit of fun to post some of your fave tunes .Doesn't matter what type of music lets see them tracks :-) here are a couple of mine which im listening to at the mo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxX5Xl1Rx0g like this one in car on full :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6mMwFuZSes loads of mixes of this going around,this one is class Off Topic Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:58:52 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/fave-tunes-t60.htm#142 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/fave-tunes-t60.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/worlds-most-dangerous-snake-t63.htm Mythril Discription: Worlds most dangerous snake ! "Erectus Trouserious" or Trouser Snake is the worlds deadliest snake. Colours from pink to black, fangless, average size 5-6" (some are said to reach 8" depending on the honesty of it's owner), usually appears in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or lower abdominal area, highly venomous spit... Can cause swelling lasting nine month's! Some mutant species are known to attack men from behind ! Off Topic Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:43:05 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/worlds-most-dangerous-snake-t63.htm#151 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/worlds-most-dangerous-snake-t63.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/amazing-football-skills-t57.htm Mythril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTr4GgcNvN0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtFmVWV0oeg

This guy has some serious talent !]]> Off Topic Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:47:20 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/amazing-football-skills-t57.htm#126 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/amazing-football-skills-t57.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/condom-anyone-t46.htm Mythril
]]> Off Topic Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:37:23 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/condom-anyone-t46.htm#81 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/condom-anyone-t46.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/old-timer-t32.htm Mythril A 95 yr old man was given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at his local hospital. He goes back to the hospital two days later with the empty jar. The nurse asks "why no sample?" He says "I'm really sorry but I tried with my right hand, then my left! Then my wife tried with both of her hands! Then with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with them out. Then we asked Ethel from next door to try but it was just no good. We just couldn't get the damn lid off." ... Off Topic Sat, 16 Jan 2010 02:00:21 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/old-timer-t32.htm#66 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/old-timer-t32.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/tiger-woods-family-portrait-t31.htm Mythril ]]> Off Topic Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:45:37 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/tiger-woods-family-portrait-t31.htm#65 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/tiger-woods-family-portrait-t31.htm http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/forum-connection-issues-updated-2-t23.htm Mythril It would seem that the forum is experiencing connection/routing issues. I have been in touch with the host and they are aware of the issues and are working on a solution. The pages will load but very slowly. I'm very sorry about this but hopefully all will be well soon. Mythril *Update: As of 16:15 GMT speeds seem to be improving although some graphics do still seem to be missing Things should be back to normal soon. Again sorry for any inconvenience this may of caused. *Update-2: ... Off Topic Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:16:47 GMT http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/forum-connection-issues-updated-2-t23.htm#55 http://www.lancashire-carping.com/off-topic-f12/forum-connection-issues-updated-2-t23.htm